Liquidate Everything! is an excellent waste of time. It's a card game in which players are presented with business scenarios and then play their cards to fill in the blank for how to respond to those scenarios. There should be a heavy emphasis on responding in the funniest/worst possible way to the business scenario.
Frequently asked questions
(that no one has asked yet)
Wait. Isn't this just like [some other game that someone else has already created and is quite popular]?
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Yup. But I contacted their legal team and they're totally OK with alternate versions as long as it isn't done in a way that creates confusion in the marketplace and makes it seem like they made Liquidate Everything! You can't copyright gameplay, so legally we're good.
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Will students learn something if we play this game in class?
Absolutely not.
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Is it inappropriate in any way?
No, I don't think so. It's just good clean fun. But if you don't like some of the cards, then just don't use them.
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Is this game only for IB Business Management?
No. A lot of it has little to do with the IB BM syllabus.
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But some of it connects to the IB Business Management syllabus?
Yup.
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Will we have fun if we play this?
I mean...I sure hope so.
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How does the game end?
Whenever you decide to stop playing.
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Is this really free?
Yeah.
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Why?
Why not?
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I thought IB Biz was all about writing case studies for IB Business Management classes. Why did you make this game too?
I don't have a great answer for that.
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Can I make up my own cards that are better than yours?
Yeah, please do. There's a limit to my creative genius.
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Did you just use Chat GPT to make these cards?
No. I did ask Chatty McGPT to help me a few times, but it wasn't very good at the subtle nuance and style of humor.
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I don't like the IB Biz logo on the cards. Can I just cut those off?
Yeah, why not?
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Can I send this to my friend Jimmy?
Sure, if you think he'd like it.
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What is happening with these FAQs?
I don't know. I'm just sort of on a roll.
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How will I know if a card is funny?
Follow your heart.
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